If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
When I’m home alone I sing really loudly because I just can’t imagine a killer being able to murder me while I’m in the middle of mumble/screaming Fall Out Boy lyrics
Anonymous asked: my thanksgiving was awk because i had to sit across from this guy whos dick i sucked a couple days ago
i hope this wasnt a family dinner
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
So I’ve decided that life would be a lot easier if college courses were all pass/fail. That way I wouldn’t feel like I was dying every time I get a B or a C.