so, this is accurate.
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
I was reading the instructions for my essay and I read “This essay will be judged on your opinion” instead of will not. And I was like damn is this a college class or tumblr?
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
romantic playlist for that special someone
- Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
- Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
- Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
- a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
- Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
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so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
My parents are adorable.
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now