hmu if you look like a franco brother and have low standards
- Me, most of the time: People are okay, I guess. Like no one is 100% bad.
- Me, after reading the comments section in any article, ever: This world can only be cleansed with fire.
I want to take you into my arms and gently toss you into a pool of your least favorite type of jello
To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life
(Source: , via drinkandsmileoften)
"Will is my friend."
Hannibal Lecter (via nbchannibal)
yes hello i am alien because i am single and like it therefore i must possess no human emotions or feelings i am from mars
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.