visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend, via billmurraay)

hale-the-majesty:

fenchurchdent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

These kind of posts are why I’m on this site. 

I live for these posts

(via perpetuallybroken)

bvsedjesus:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

bvsedjesus:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via lucid--daydreaming)

coffeepeople:

The very best grilled cheese

The Betta Feta: Two pieces of bread, a layer of American cheese, two spoonfuls of crumbled feta, another layer of American Cheese.

The Grilled Sandwich: Two pieces of bread, layer of sliced cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, layer of sliced cheese

The Morning Cheese: Two pieces of bread, sliced cheese, sunny side up eggs, feta, dry salsa, sliced cheese

The Hot Cheese: Two pieces of bread, sliced cheese, jalapenos, dry salsa, nacho cheese, sliced cheese

The Spaghetti: Two piece of bread, sliced cheese, cut spaghetti, tomato, sliced cheese, garlic powder or onion

The Bagel: Bagel, sliced cheese, egg (scrambled or sunny side up) feta, salt and pepper

coffeepeople:

My sister does not know how lucky she is to have me as a sister.

monde-des-mots:

I’m on my way home, it’s been a long day of looking for food that the family of giants have dropped. I got a good hunk of bread that I intend to bring to my family. I don’t really think about much. I just have to keep going, I don’t have time for emotions, no time for thinking ahead. I wonder if the giants live the same way, moving from one survival technique to the next.

I have almost reached the edge of the yard when a giant comes up behind me. It’s the littlest one, still multiple sizes larger than me. I hear him squeal, loud and shrieking. The noise scares me, but I continue on. It isn’t long before the sun disappears. A giant object at the end of the giant’s foot is coming down on me. I only have seconds before it reaches me, I struggle forward, feeling urgent. “But I have food to bring home”, I try to articulate. A last ditch effort before I feel the crush.

It doesn’t kill me right away. I know it’s coming, but I try and grab the bread, to squirm just a little closer to home. Maybe I’ll see my love, or maybe my kid. I’ll get to show them the food, they won’t go hungry tonight. But even as I move, I can tell I’ll never make it, the shadow overcomes me again as my murderer prepares for strike two. The shadow overcomes me again and all I want is to feel the sun. Why is this happening? What did I do? I just wanted to survive.

chatterboxrose:

tumblr can go from porn and fandom to serious political talk in about .5 seconds and it’s actually pretty amazing

(via warden--of--the--north)

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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ARE

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THE

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NEW

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EMOJIS

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(via moveesmusacnteevee)