I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

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coffeepeople:

Remember last year when I was on a road trip with my family and I was asleep in the front seat, and my sister and her boyfriend (now ex) were asleep in the back?

coffeepeople:

Remember last year when I was on a road trip with my family and I was asleep in the front seat, and my sister and her boyfriend (now ex) were asleep in the back?

siriusly-random-stuff:

I. Need. Abs

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ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

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wilfredowen:

if you ask me for boyfriend advice i’ll literally be like “idk man dump him he’s boring men are boring”

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flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

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englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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queerhound:

*driving behind a logging truck* oh fuck no this is some final destination BULLSHIT waiting to happen

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